Feathers are bullshit. I want tuna on a stick!

The Apprentice

I wish that I knew what I know now... when I was younger

Cleanliness is next to douchieness.

The villains on Supernatural just keep going downhill.

All ready for Hurricane Irene

I'm a shadowboxer baby.

My pom pom. My rules.

A douchecat a day

Fuck the rhino. Give me treats.

Yes, I am a fine specimen.

18 volts of pure unharnessed Douche.

What's this shit? I want my Milwaukee's Best.

Cat I'm a kitty cat, and I dance, dance, dance, and I dance, dance, dance

It's too hot to be a douche today.

The somewhat endangered Douchecheetah.

douchebear?

I can be a douche with or without conjunctivitis.

Actually, it's full of Smirnoff.

The Apprentice

I don't fit into my skinny jeans anymore. Le sigh.

Dear Lord, give me the power and strength to be the best Douchecat I can be. Amen.

Tasty tasty science fiction fantasy.

"Each one has to find his peace from within. And peace, to be real, must be unaffected by outside circumstances." -Gandhi

I can be a Douchecat with my eyes closed!

I'm just not inspired today.

It's not over till the fat ass cat sings.

You think a body like this comes naturally?

The wife left! I got my slampiece to myself for 4 days.

All my mice are dead.

Do these stripes make me look fat?

Douchecat assumes the position.